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Hej alla deppare!

Här kommer en liten kul historia som kanske piggar upp er en aning.

"President Bush was visiting a primary school. One of the classes was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. One little boy stood up and offered, "If my best friend, who lives on a farm is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident. "A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying Mr. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."



Hoppas att ni fann ett visst nöje i denna historia. Ikväll är det bowling som gäller vid Frölunda Torg, då skall det bli strike så det skriker om det.

Ha det så gött!

Hälsningar ROFFE

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Hej igen!

Här kommer en lite råare historia som kanske lyser upp någons tillvaro.

"An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates", he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow
two, once in a while I like to play with my money
three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping,
you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!!!!"



Hoppas ingen tar illa upp !!

Ni får ha det så bra och kanske ses vi på andra sidan livet någon gång
//ROFFE
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Hehe!

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